Relationship Dialogue


What do you want?
Um, err, nothing...
Then don't talk to me.
What do you want from me?
Um, nothing...
I was just hoping to talk to you.
There's nothing to talk about.
"@しゅじんこうくん@, why do you even
bother talking to him?"
"Can't you leave me alone? What
do you want this time?"
What's your favorite food?
What foods don't you like?
When's your birthday?
What's your type?
Who cares?
Why do I have to tell you?
The hell kinda question is that?!
"What do you want? You enjoy
talking to me or something?"
Not at all.
"I want to know more about you...
Is that so strange?"'re a weirdo.
"...That's what I thought. Now
go away."
Hey, you!
...No, never mind.
"There's nothing worthwhile about
talking to me."
"That's not true. I enjoy getting
to know you."
I don't know. I just do.
"Hmph. And what would you do with
the information you learn about
me, huh?"
"Besides, I have no interest at
all in you."
"Please don't say that. Why don't
we talk more?"
That way I'd get to know you...
...and you'd get to know me.
"I'm sure that would make it more
fun for us to talk in the future,
...Well, I'll see you later.
What are you doing?
...I was thinking about fishing.
(Ah...he's talking to me!) you fish?
"(We might've just taken a big
step forward...)"
The other day...
...Actually...never mind.
Tch...Doug's such a bastard...
Why do you say that?
"He's just so annoying. He
always gets on my nerves!"
"I should kick him in the lake
You're so cheery.
...Oh, am I?
"...Yeah. You're totally different
from me."
"How is it you can always talk to
a crotchety guy like me without
the slightest hesitation?"
"Well...that's a hard question to
Don't you...feel embarrassed?
"...Have you just been shy, this
whole time?"
Sh-shut up! And go away!
Did me shy...?
GAH! Don't be stupid! Dammit!
(It's bothering him...)
Do you want to go eat somewhere?
"...Wait, why do I have to go
with you?!"
Hmm...smiling, huh?

  • GRIN*

"That's a pretty creepy look you've
got right now!"
Wha?! Don't look at me!!
"...I might go visit Doug
Huh? Are you two close now?
"Urk! Wh-wh-why would you think
Um, see...
...NO. You're wrong!
About what?
The other day...
"The other day...
...Um...never mind."
Trying to make me angry?
You're making me angry.
"I'll forgive you if you tell me
what you were going to say."
"The other day...I found this
...You can have it.
Huh? Are you sure?
Yeah. I just...found it.
Thank you!
...!'re welcome.'re welcome.
You're a weirdo...y'know.
Am I?
"You always come talk to me,
for some reason."
"Is there something you wanted to
ask me?"
Hmm? Well...
What's your favorite food?
What's your type?
"I guess I like +milk+ and
+Carrots+? You're like a horse.
D-don't call me a horse!
"Oh yeah, weren't you a horse when
you were a monster?"
Dammit...go away!
...Shut up.
"Can I ask you more questions,
Go ahead.
All right, then...
What foods don't you like?
When's your birthday?
What's your type?
"I don't particularly like
"Oh yeah? How about a sweet
"If it's naturally sweet...wait a
minute. You're trying to make me
into a horse again, aren't you?"
Hee hee, sorry.
It's Day @0@ of +@キャラ0@+.
"All right. I'll be sure to
remember that."
You'll remember it?
"Huh? Of course I will. We're
"...That's...none of your
"Let me ask you a question this
"What's your favorite thing in
the world?"
Oh yeah?
...I should practice cooking.
I see. So do I.
"...I guess this is how you get to
know others."
...Wait, WHAT?!
"How do you like being a waiter
at the restaurant?"
It's a tough job.
It takes a whole lot of skill...
" quickly serve Porcoline's
dishes before he eats them all
"Heh heh heh...bring it on,
"That's...not the usual experience
of being a waiter, I would
"Doesn't speak well of the
restaurant, now, does it?"
Do you like fishing?
It's nice, isn't it?
"A one-on-one battle with the
fish, in a quiet environment."
"That unique atmosphere, where
you have to stay completely
focused on the task at hand..."
"(@ディラス@ is being...
You're missing out, you know.
I am?
This town has a great airship.
"...Though I don't care much for
the figurehead..."
That bastard...
"Did something happen between you
and @ダグ@ again?"
"We just don't get along, always
ending up at odds with one
Like a lover's quarrel...
So in other words...
"They say the more you love, the
more you fight."
"...the horse and the rider
don't get along?"
"...You're trying to piss me off,
aren't you?"
"Porcoline has accepted all sorts
of people into his home."
Me, Arthur, Margaret...
"He must be quite a man to do
all that."
Perhaps so.
"It's not bad getting to know
"I'd never thought I'd be so
interested in others."
I'm glad to hear that.
"There are more things I want
to know about you."
"So...will you continue to be my
Of course.
Thanks. That makes me happy.
I-is that a no...?
I was just messing with you.
Dammit, don't make fun of me!
"Hey, if you're about to go
somewhere dangerous, take me
with you, okay?"
"B-because, I might be able to
help you out, y'know?"
"What'll you do if something
happens when you're all alone?"
Okay, I will.
"Oh, my! What happened to your
Oh, this?
"Porcoline was trying to eat his
own food again instead of serving
it, so I had to grab it away."
"But it was so hot that I burned
myself a little."
Are you all right?
Don't worry, it's not a big deal.
But what's strange...
" that Porcoline was holding
the same dish with his bare hands
and it didn't burn him at all..."
Do you cook?
You do?
"I'd love to try your food
"Well, Porcoline's teaching me how
to cook."
"So I'll cook you something
sometime." you like scenic places?
I do.
Not really.
"...I found a place with great
scenery just outside of town."
If you'd like...w-w-well...
"...wh...why don't you...go there
"I caught a huge fish the other
day. It was about this big."
Wow, that's pretty big!
"I almost forgot how bonkers you
are about fishing."
"Yeah, I love fishing. I love
that quiet struggle..."
"Can't believe this town was nice
enough to welcome a sourpuss like
Yeah, no kidding! Hee hee...
"Especially Porcoline...I can't
thank him enough."
"I'm really glad that I came here.
I need to thank you, too."
You're welcome.
Why have you...kept talking to me?
I want us to be friends.
You've seemed bored.
I'm bored.
I like horses.
"I do you think we're
friends now?"
Of course.
"Yeah, well...back then, I was bored
with everything. I was bored with
life itself."
I guess you've saved me.
Really? That's it?
"I guess I was expecting something
a little more selfless..."
"H-hey! Stop calling me a horse,

Lover Dialogue

S-so...I guess it's come to this.
But what should we talk about...?
The usual, I guess.
The usual, huh?
"Wait...why are YOU so calm?
This isn't fair..."
"You don't smile much, do you,
There's nothing to smile about.
Aren't I fun to be with?
Is it boring...being with me?
N-not at all!
"Sorry...I'm just bad at
expressing my feelings."
"But...thanks to you, life's
been a lot more fun every day."
"More fun than I ever remember
it being."
"So...don't look at me like
Hee hee. I knew that all along.
"H-hey! You tricked me, didn't
you?! You tricked me into saying
something sentimental!"
Whoa! Stop it!
I'm never going to smile for you.
Oh, but you just did!
Something's in your hair.

  • Poke*

Don't move.
H-hey, what are you doing?!
"There's something in your hair.
Let me get it."
Y-you're so...close...!
Got it.
You're too vulnerable, you know.
"Wh-what the hell? What's going
...I'm just messing with you.
"I'd love to see some nice scenery
with you sometime."
"Like mountains, oceans, trees...
or flower fields, or something?"
"Well...I'd go anywhere if it's
with you."
"We have enough time. There's no
need to rush."
"You've become a lot more honest,
you know?"
...You think so?
"Like...saying embarrassing things
without hesitation..."
"What embarrassing things are you
talking about?!"
Well...for example...
"AHHH! Don't tell me! I don't
want to hear it!"
Why did you ask, then?
Um, @ディラス@?
Do you love me?
...Never mind.
...! ...! ...!
Well? Do you?
...I don't hate you.
Wrong answer!
It's nothing, really.
Wh...what is it? I want to know!
"You asked me if I loved you the
other day, didn't you?"
"Th-then... Wh-wh-what about
I love you.
I loathe you.
D-d-d-don't be stupid!
"How can you say that without
any hesitation?!"
You're the one who asked.
...Just kidding.
Huh? @ディラス@?
"Do you have...any concerns...
you know, about us?"
Not that I can think of.
A-are you really sure?!
Is something wrong...?
"Uh, no, never mind. Sorry for
being so nosy."
...You're not nosy. Thank you.
Time flies when I'm with you.
It does, doesn't it?
I think it goes slow.
This must be...a happy thing.
"Well...I guess it feels that way
"You know, you might not believe
me, but..."
I...actually do love you.
I could always feel it.
You lie!
...You know me too well...
"I-I'm not lying! Come on, you've
gotta believe me!"
"...I know. I was just messing
with you. Sorry."
You...always do that...
"No I don't. That's just your
imagination. ♪"
...That's a lie right there!
"The other day...Jones was
" important it is to
proclaim ""I love you"" out
...Hey, @しゅじんこうくん@.
Hmm? What is it?
Uh...erm, y'know...
"I think the weather's great
today, ha ha ha!"
...Are you all right?
Um, @ディラス@?
What is it?
Choose. Me, or fishing.
"If you had to pick one, which
would it be?"
"(I need to give her a prompt
response, but it's already too
late for that, so...I have to...)"
"...Too late. Question expired.
Forget I asked."
"I-it's not like that, I swear!
I was just trying to think of how
to phrase my answer! Come on!"
...? ...Okay.
I love you more than fishing.
...Th-that's all.
"Wh-what is it?
(D-did I say something wrong
Thank you. ♪
...You're welcome...
"The other day, Arthur actually
sat down and ate with us."
Porcoline seemed so happy...
"That's nice.
(@ディラス@ also looks really
"The other day...Jones was
" important it is to
proclaim ""I love you"" out
...Hey, @しゅじんこうくん@.
Hmm? What is it?
Uh...erm, y'know...
I love you!!
I couldn't hear you.
Right back atcha, babe.

  • WEEP*...*WEEP*...

Y-you don't have to cry...
"I've been feeling a lot
stronger lately."
Because you're cooking?
Is it the power of love?
"Yeah, maybe. I've been carrying
some pretty heavy packs of bulk
ingredients, after all."
"Seems to have buffed me up
a little."
Wha...could that be true?!
Are you okay?
"Well...I was just thinking about
the future..."
The future? Like what?
I-it's nothing.
Can I ask you something?
Am I the right person for you?
"Of course you are. Otherwise, I
wouldn't be here now."
"...Thanks. I feel the same way
about you."
"It's one of your petty worries,
isn't it?"
You're right...sorry.
"I'm pretty confident about my
"Porcoline's been teaching
me, y'know."
Let's cook together.
I'll leave it to you then!
That's my specialty, too.
That's not a bad idea.
"Sure. I bet you'll be shocked
by the quality of my food!"
The kitchen's mine.
"Wha...then...that's fine,
I guess."
I'll leave it to you.
"Even after we get married... know..."
"Why don't we...go on dates
together...from time to time?"
If you'll take me out.
You want to go somewhere now?
Th-that's awfully sudden...
"But...not a bad idea. Where would
you like to go?"
O...of course!
I-I'll take you anywhere.
What are you plotting, exactly?
N-nothing, really.
Thinking about fishing?
Thinking about carrots?
Thinking about me?
Just kidding.
Did I actually...guess right?
...S-so what if you did! Hmph!
You don't have to be so shy.
"I can't believe I actually did
Did what?
"I served Porcoline's food to
ten people yesterday."
"It's...a new record.
"...Will the restaurant be all
right with numbers like that?
(He's even clenching his fist...)"
Sometimes I wonder...
About what?
"Wh-whether or not I'm being...
a good husband."
Of course you are.
You're not bad.
You're a failure!
"There's no need to worry. I have
no complaints at all."
I'm glad to hear that...
"...Just so you know, I don't have
any concerns about you either."
(I should ask Jones for
Just kidding!
Um...@ディラス@? Hello?
"Call me if you ever need to go
out at night."
Are you worried about me?
I'll be okay.
Yeah. Of course I am.
Thank you.
"...Okay. Maybe I should mind my
own business."
"You love to cook, right,
"So do you want to be a chef
in the future?"
That's actually not a bad idea...
"But my goal for now is just to
deliver all the food to the
customers, where it belongs..."
"Ahaha...sounds like that won't
be too easy, though..."
"Porcoline and Arthur are really
"...and I used to imagine that
that's what it was like to have
a family."
"But in reality, it's much better
than I'd ever hoped for."
"You do get right to the point,
huh? Even after marriage..."
"Ngh...what can I do, though? I've
always been this way."
Don't laugh!
I can't just laugh on cue...
Who's laughing?!
H-huh? What's wrong?!
You're not laughing for me.
"L-like this? How is it? See,
I'm doing it!"
"...That looks incredibly
Well, forget it, then!
Hey, what's up?
...You're supposed to laugh.
"Oops...did that hurt...?
...Well, not really...
...So you were just pretending?
...Kind of.
"It's not much...but this is for
...@アイテム0@? But why?
"Bado taught me how to craft it.
I wanted to make you happy..."
"Have you been using the
@アイテム0@ I gave you?"
There's something in my eye...
Let me see.

  • Stuff more gunk in there*

Look at me.
WHOA! A-are you stupid?!
"Don't suddenly come close like's embarrassing."
...You never change, do you?
I wonder who Doug will marry.
You concerned about him?
@ビシュナル@. Gotta be.
"Wh-who gives a damn about that
sad sack?!"
Hold on a moment.
"Now that we're this close, I feel
comfortable telling you..."
"...that I was so nervous when I
proposed. You have no idea."
"I'd never want to go through that
Say it again!
Thank you.
"""I love you more than anyone
Satisfied now? Huh?!
"...I'm the one who should thank
"I'm glad I got to know you,
"Why are you saying that all of
a sudden?"
Come closer.
Scooch closer.
Stand your ground.
What is it?

  • HUG*

"I'm not scared of anything.
So I'll just say it."
I really love you.
And I you.
Then I'll go.
Then I'd run.
Wait! Why?!
"One day, @子供ちゃん@ will be
leaving the house..."
"Ngh...but I'll be all right.
I just hope that day doesn't
come too soon!"
"I guess at some point,
@子供ちゃん@ will hate me.
It's part of growing up."
"Hmph. When that day comes...
I'll proudly...proudly..."
"Porcoline's so in love with
Scarily so.
So are you.
"Well, @子供ちゃん@ is so
cute that it's perfectly
"May I teach @子供ちゃん@ how to
...Wait, what am I saying?
Good morning.
...Oh, it's just you.
You look good.
How are you?
Looking good today, too.
Looking good today, too.
Looking good today, too.
"...The sun's awfully bright
Good morning. And yes, it is.
...Bad weather.
But good morning!
...Snow, huh?
Yep. Good morning, by the way!
...Typhoon time. *SIGH*
It'll be all right.
...The snowstorm's here.
"Sure is. Good morning, by the
...Sky's covered in clouds.
"Good morning. Yeah, it's kind of
dreary today."
"The Runeys are flying about.
...I wonder if they're edible..."
"Looks like the typhoon's
getting closer. Be sure you
take care!"
...Good weather.
Hello to you. And yes, it is.
...Bad weather.
But good day!
...Snow, huh?
Yep. Hi, by the way!
...Typhoon time. *SIGH*
It'll be all right.
...The snowstorm's here.
Sure is. Hello, by the way!
...Sky's covered in clouds.
"Hey. Yeah, it's kind of dreary
"The Runeys are flying about.
...I wonder if they're edible..."
...It's so warm.
Yeah, it is.
Lately it's been crazy hot...
Haha. Much too hot, yeah.
Getting cooler recently.
Yeah, it is.
It's freaking cold!
"Yeah, it could definitely use a
nice thawing."
...It's so warm.
Yeah, it is.
Lately it's been crazy hot...
Haha. Much too hot, yeah.
Getting cooler out there.
Yeah, it is.
It's freaking cold!
"Yeah, it could definitely use a
nice thawing."
"It's the perfect season for
Mmm, no kidding...
It's too hot to sleep...
"Good evening. A-are you
all right?"
"I like it when it cools down like
this. It's much easier to sleep."
Good evening. Yeah, that's true.
"Just when I thought it couldn't
get any colder...night falls!"
Good evening. Yeah, no kidding!
"I'm about to be a father...
It makes me kind of nervous."
"I should go ask for advice on
how to be a good father."
"How are you holding up? Take it
easy, all right?"
"How are you holding up?
Stay safe, okay?"
"How are you holding up?
Is there anything you want
to eat?"
"Try to stay home, all right?
Call me if you need to carry
something heavy."
"I wonder if Doug sells childcare
books...I should have him order
some, if he doesn't."
"Porcoline is surprisingly
knowledgeable about parenting.
Bet you would've never guessed!"
"I'll do all the housework, so
you should rest."
"I hear you're having a baby...
Good luck."
"There's not much I can do, but
I'll be there if you ever need
"It's kind of strange thinking
that Doug's about to be a
"About to be a parent, huh?
Strange feeling."
"Damn...what the hell was I doing
"No...I can't remember. I should
concentrate on what's in front
of me right now."
"I'm supposed to work as a waiter,
right? ...Guess I should be
grateful for what I can get..."
Huh? A ghost?
"Must've been a monster or
something. Everyone's just
I guess...there was a ghost...
How's the big dragon doing?
I've got a...bad feeling...
+Rune Sphere+? +Blue gem+?
"...Oh, I might've seen it at
Thank you!
Why there?
"...No need to thank me. You
asked, I answered. That's how
it works!"
"...I just wanted to try a new
place for fishing."
"I know it's dangerous...
but I couldn’t resist."
"Fishing's not only about the fish
itself, but finding the right
spots to catch 'em, you know?"
"Deciding what bait to use, and
where to throw it..."
"It's all part of the fun of
the sport!"
I-I get it...
That's enough...
"NO! You don't understand
"You see?! So what you need when
Give me a break!
"...There's more than one +Rune
"...But that's the only one I
know of. Try asking around,
I guess!"
"Though I don't know much about
the dragon..."
"...I can't pretend like there's
nothing going on, when everyone
else is working so hard."
"I can't explain it, but I've
been waiting for this moment..."
...I think.
I wonder why...
The dragon's doing better, right?
"That Leon kind of
I remember now...
"...that it was Venti who taught
me how to fish for the first
"...It must've been really hard
for her."
Let's clean up this mess!
Is anyone hurt?!
"Tell me if you find someone, so
I can carry them to the clinic!"
Damn those Sechs bastards!
"Doug, where are they?! I'll make
them regret they even THOUGHT
about invading our little town!"
"Maybe I'll bring this dish to
What's that?
I-it's nothing!
A floating island...
"...If you're going there, make
sure that you're really ready.
It's pretty dangerous, y'know!"
"You're about to go slaughter
the Sechs, right?"
"It's time for you to show them
how strong you really are."
"We can't keep being depressed
just because Venti's not here."
"Who knows? She might eventually
come back."
"Are you about to go to the
Not yet.
Um, you know...
"...Be sure you ask me before
you leave too, okay?"
Venti's back, isn't she?
"Hmph. She'd better know how
worried we were..."
Th-that was a close one...
"The dish served to the gourmet
was made with the last
ingredients we had available."
"I mean, seriously, does Porcoline
not even SEE the customers? Are
they invisible to him?!"
Illuminata solved a case...?!
"That's a new case in and of
Awww, that's mean!
Kiel gave me some +scrap metal+.
"But what the hell am I supposed
to do with that?!"
"Was it Margaret who wrote that
song?"'s not bad.
Clorica's staying awake?
"...I think that means there'll
be a storm tomorrow."
"Yesterday's bath was especially
"It gave me enough energy to clean
the whole restaurant."
So he won, huh?
"Guess this town has a truly
skilled butler to boast about."
Do you want your own butler?
"I'd rather get an extra hand to
help serve food."
"Doug carried Blossom to the
"Guess he can be kinda nice
"Has it changed your perception
of him?"
"...Well, I guess he deserves a
little bit of a compliment this
"Margaret's been pretty noisy
since early this morning."
What's all the hubbub, I wonder?
"Everyone's trying to give
something to that dragon."
"Though I doubt they even know
what she likes."
"What kind of food does Venti
like to eat?"
"Maybe it's about time I cook
her something..."
"Looks like this is the only place
we can use as a gathering spot."
"Ah... Arthur? Are you sure we're
not bothering you?"
Don't worry. It's fine.
"That's right. Everything is
perfectly okay."
He wasn't talking to you.
You finished the job, then?
"Yes, almost. But there is
something left to do for
You don't mean...
"Everyone could've used my room
if it was big enough."
You mean, if it were clean?
Oh, come on, that's not fair!
"Man, all these books are huge!
And... complicated-sounding..."
"They're quite interesting. You're
welcome to borrow one, if you'd
N-no, I'm good, thanks!
"If that offer extends to me as
well, I'd like to borrow one."
"Seriously? You can read stuff
like that?!"
"Well yeah, of course. Don't lump
me in with you when it comes to
hitting the books!"
"Man, you sure know how to
hit where it hurts sometimes..."
"I'd like to borrow this one,
if I may."
Wha? You too?!
"Oh, wow! Can't believe you have
a rare one like this in your
collection! May I see it?"
No way! Even you?!
"Hey, Arthur, did you get in
that book I ordered?"
Sure did. Here you go.
"Holy crap. Am I really the only
one here who doesn't read?"
"I can give you some picture
books, if you want."
Keep 'em, dammit!
"Doug is the life of the party,
isn't he?"
"He really is. And he's great at
gathering people together."
"What the hell? Uh, okay...
Yeah, this is good. Praise
me! Praise me HARD!"
"If only he were a bit more
And a bit less noisy!
"At least I'm not a Dyllie Downer
like you!"
He was such a good man, once.
"Hey! Stop talking about me like
I'm dead or something!"
You lose, Doug!
Ahhhhh! Wait! That doesn't count!
That's pretty pathetic, you know.
Why don't you just accept defeat?
"Arghhh! I almost won that time,
Just once more! Come on, guys!
You seem bored, Arthur.
"No. I'm not bored. Actually, I'm
quite enjoying myself."
"Perhaps...I was much more bored
when I was serving as prince in
the castle."
"But you could do anything you
wanted there, right?"
"Nothing of the sort, no. One's
rights must be tempered with
duty and obligation."
"Besides...being able to do what-
ever you please isn't all that
exciting either."
"It just seems far too predictable
and passe for someone with dreams
and ambitions."
"But suddenly my life turned into
this. And this is what I truly
wanted. "
You hear that, @しゅじんこうくん@?
"I really appreciate what you did
for me. Thank you, @しゅじんこうくん@."
Ah... Y-You're welcome...
Hey, Arthur. What are you doing?
"Let's pick up where we left off,
shall we?"
Sure. I'll be right there.
"Oh, and Kiel? This is the book
you wanted, I believe."
Thank you, Arthur.
"What kind of book is it? Is it
all science-y or philosophical
or something?"
No, this one's a cookbook.
A cookbook?!
"I already perfected all the
dishes in the one I was using
Are you serious?!
You gotta be kidding me...
"Why don't you let Forte cook
"Well...she might blow the
house up, for one..."
"Better with the sword than
with the skillet, eh?"
"Kiel, won't you teach me your
secrets? I've been training to
cook in my spare time."
"Wha?! I... I don't know if I'd
really be of much help, though..."
"Porcoline's way of cooking is too
fast for me. I can't follow him. "
"Umm... Okay. Next time, then,
we'll cook together!"

  • YAWN*

What's the matter, Vishnal?
"Oh, please excuse me. I've had a
very, very busy day."
You sleepy? You can sleep here.
"May I?
A short nap, then, perhaps..."
"...Whoa. Out like a torch.
He must've been beat!"
It certainly does seem that way.
"I wonder how long he's been
working without sleep..."
"Too long, I'm sure.
Vishnal's always been like that."
"He probably worked himself so
hard, he didn't even have time
to realize how tired he was."
We should leave him be.
"Doug and Dylas...
You two are actually very close
friends, aren't you?"
"People do say the best type of
friend to have is the type who's
not afraid to pull any punches..."
That's preposterous!
"And true. Everybody knows you
two are like bread and butter."
"Don't be stupid! How the hell
could I ever be friends with
this dumbass?!"
"That's right! You tell 'em,
you mush-brained moron!"
You bet I will!
"You guys should just get married,
right here and right now."
Aha ha ha...
How do you read this, Leon?
Huh? Ah, this is--
"Excuse me, Leon.
Could you come help me?"
Sure. Be right there.
"Ah, wait, Leon! I called you
I called him first, not you!"
"Haha. Leon's quite popular,
it seems."
Yeah, with guys! It's not fair...
"Though I guess there are worse
fates than babysitting this
"Is there anything I can help
you with?"
Huh? Well...
Leon! C'mon!
"Sorry. Time's up.
Catch you later!"
"Okay, it's time to close the
restaurant! Let's start cleaning
Yes, Meg!
Man, I hate this part...
DYLAS? No ditching, okay?
Urk...I know!
"We're always in the red...'cause
you won't stop eating, Porco!"
Na ha ha ha!
It's not funny!
Has it always been like this?
...Yeah, pretty much.
"It's a miracle the place hasn't
closed down already."
That's certainly true!
"Whoa, hold up! This can't be
right, can it? We actually made
some profit today!"
"Meg, are you sure you didn't
I'm positive! See for yourself!'s a miracle!
I guess miracles do happen...
We did it, Meg! Om nom nom...
"This would be a regular occur-
rence if Porco would just stop
picking at all the food..."
Why is he so quiet?
Uhh, Porco? Hello?
"Oh, I was just thinking about
the past..."
"I don't think I've heard all that
much about your past. What was
it like?"
"I'm sure I have a portrait around
here somewhere..."
Ooh! Can I see?
I'd like to see it too.
Here we have it!
All right! Let's check it out.
" this you, Porco?! It
looks like a total stranger!"
It can't be! Who is this?!
"W-wait...who's that beautiful
woman next to you!?"
"She looks like an elf. Was she
your girlfriend!?"

  • STARE*...

"Um, why are you staring at me,
"There's nothing fun about
watching Margaret, believe
me. I've tried it."
Shut your mouth, Dylas!
"You sure have grown into
a beautiful woman, Margaret."
H...hey, Porco! Cut it out!
You're making me blush!
"Are you all right, Porcoline?
You must be exhausted..."
...Thanks a lot, Dylas.
"Don't you agree with me,
Of course!
WHOA! Even you?!
AHH!! My face is burning!!
...S-see? It's just you, Porco.
"You know, come to think of it,
I saw this odd couple hanging out
by the restaurant the other day."
Strange how, exactly?
Well, I overheard them talking...
"Man: ""Why don't we eat here?""
Woman: ""It looks expensive...""
Man: ""It'll be fine! My treat."""
"Woman: ""But... I'd feel bad.""
Man: ""Really, it's my pleasure.""
Woman: ""Can we split the bill?"""
"Man: ""I can't let you do that.""
Woman: ""And I can't let you pay!""
Man: ""But I was the one who..."""
"They just kept going on and on
like that. Back and forth, never
reaching any conclusion."
Is that...
I thought, enough is enough...
" I yelled at them to get the
hell inside if they're eating."
And then they just ran off.
What is WRONG with you?!
"That's not how you treat
Nice kick, Meg!
[Received @アイテム0@.]
"The restaurant was pretty busy
Yeah...I'm beat.
"You gave it your all today,
Yeah, you're a great waiter.
"Don't you think so too,
Hey, don't ask around!
Why not?
I think he is.
Not really.
Wha? What are you saying?!
Awww, don't be shy!
"Admit it, hearing @しゅじんこうくん@
compliment you made you
"Dammit, let me clean and close
the store already!"
"Looks like there's a long way
to go until you can impress
"...Pfft. Who cares, anyway?
@しゅじんこうくん@'s not the boss
of me..."
This is delicious!
Mmm, it really is!
SO freaking good!
Porcoline's cooking is brilliant!
"I agree. He's a world-class chef,
for sure."
"Well, of course. That pretty much
goes without saying."
"And just why do you feel the
need to point that out?!"
"I'm agreeing with everyone,
that's all! Sheesh!"
"I never thought I'd eat anything
this delicious in my entire life."
"Only problem is, once you start
eating it, you just can't stop!"
"Perhaps that's the source of
Porcoline's girth."
"Yeah, when he cooks for himself,
he probably has the exact same
"I'd get fat too if this is what
I had to eat everyday."
"I don't think it's that he can't
stop eating, though, but that he
won't. He's a total glutton."
"Yeah, rather than flavor...
It's more the act of eating that
he enjoys. "
"It seems today's lunch is nothing
but fish."
I got a lot of fresh fish today.
It's a good day. A very good day.
"I'm glad we have sashimi here.
It's hard to eat broiled fish."
"Me, I'm glad for the broiled
"One mustn't pick and choose so
much. Best to eat what you're
He's right. Don't be picky.
But you don't like milk, Leon.
But I'm special.♪
What the hell...
What about you, Vishnal?
There's nothing I won't--
You don't like turnips, right?
Be honest with us, please.
"Porcoline, can you whip up
something turnip-based for
Vishnal here?"
"Hey, Porco! A nice, big, heaping
order of the turnippiest turnips
you've got for our buddy Vishnal!"
Here you go!
Wh-What is wrong with you two?!
"As a butler, you shouldn't be
picky. Consider it a professional
You can do it, Vishnal!
This is so cruel!
"...Okay, so we've got the food,
but where are the ladies?"
Who knows?
"Well, at least we can relax and
enjoy a meal."
"What kind of man are you?!
Come on, Kiel, back me up here!"
I'm fine with things as they are.
I agree with Kiel.
Stop staring at us.
"Sorry, Doug.
Afraid you're on your own here."
You guys are hopeless.
All right! Let's eat!
"Wait, Vishnal. What are you
It's @アイテム0@.
Looks yummy. Can I have a bite?
"Certainly, if I may have some
of yours in exchange."
Sure. Here you go.
Many thanks. And for you.



  • CHOMP*

"Okay, let's eat! ...Geeeh?
Where'd mine go?!"
"I'm sure I don't know what you
mean. You must've eaten it
already and simply forgotten."
"Ehhh?! B-But, I haven't even
had one bite..."
"They say the memory's the first
thing to go, you know."
We'd better eat while it's hot. so weird...
...Hmm? Oh, Leon. It's you.
You seem bored.
Not especially.
"Don't try to hide it. You have
nothing to do right now, do you?"
"I think you're the bored one
here, man."
"How's your fishing going these
Umm... Not bad, I guess.
What have you caught?
"Mast trout and squid, mostly.
There's a lot of both in this
What else? Anything interesting?
"Geez, if you're going to be this
bored all the time, get a hobby!"
Did you catch the big one?
"No, there aren't any big fish
around here to catch, really."
"What? No, I definitely just saw
a really huge one over there."
What? Where?!
"Right there. Get in close to the
surface. You should be able to
see it."
"Maybe you need to look...


Ughh! Damn you, Leon!
Ha ha! Catch you later, sucker!
"Hey, @しゅじんこうくん@...
Who do you like better, me or
"Dammit, Leon, what kind of
question is that?!"
"Hmm? I'm just trying to determine
which, of the two of us,
@しゅじんこうくん@ likes better."
Yeah, I got that!
So? Which is it?
You're both #1 in my book!
What? What are you...?!
"Good for you, Dylas. But I'll
get you for this later."
What the heck is even going on?!
Don't cry, Dylas.
I wasn't about to!
"Good answer. And let's not ask
questions like that again, Leon,
okay? It's embarrassing!"
"Hey, Dylas... I have something
I wanted to discuss with you..."
"(What could it be? He looks
pretty serious...)"
What is it? Maybe I can help.
Oh, thanks. It's about Forte.
"Forte...? Wait, don't tell me...
Yep, exactly!
"She tries to cut me every time
I give advice to Kiel."
...Excuse me?
"I'm just telling him what he
needs to say and do to be a
fine, upstanding man."
"But every time I do, she starts
blushing, and then she gets
violent! So what do I do?"
"Sounds like you know exactly
why she's getting angry, but
you just...don't care."
Dylas, here. It's a +carrot+.
Uh, yeah...and...?
"Oh, come on! Fine, then. This
is for you, @しゅじんこうくん@."
Uh, erm...
Swing it to the right.
Swing it to the left.
Do you really think...
Swing it up.
Swing it down. can lure me with this...?
"Well, well. Fancy seeing you
in a place like this."
"A place like what? What are
you implying?!"
"Anyway, have a seat,
"You can sit next to me. Right
"W-Wait. I think it's more
comfortable over here."
"So, @しゅじんこうくん@? What are
you going to do?"
"Which side are you on? Which seat
will you take?"
"I think I'll go take a bath now
or something."
Sounds good.
"Hey, can you pass me that over
Huh? Oh, this?
You guys seem like good friends.
"We were just talking about you,
"Don't worry, though. Nothing
too racy."
Uh...that's good, I guess?
Actually, Dylas likes yommrrff--
"Yogurt. I like yogurt.
And that's ALL."
"Unless you'd care to have me
share something about you too,
"Man, nothing's been going my way
lately. My concentration's really
a few fish short of a hatstand."
"I don't think that means what you
think it means."
"What are you talking about? It
means it's getting worse and
worse, doesn't it?"
No, it means you're crazy.
"Which might not be too far off,
come to think of it..."
"No, that can't be right...
Are you making this up?!"
"Sounds like something I'd do.
But no, I'm quite certain."
God, you are such an idiot.
...Takes one to know one!
Why is it cold in winter?
"Why are you talking about winter
in summer?"
I'm just curious.
"Okay, then. The reason it's cold
in winter is because the position
of the sun is-- "
"Y-You know, maybe I'm not all
that curious after all..."
You don't like winter, huh?
"I can't move in a cold weather.
That's why."
Are you an animal or something?!
"Mmm. No sense complaining about
it, though, I guess."
"Maybe we should eat something
warm this winter."
"Yeah... How about we all go
for some hot-pot together?"
The heck're those?
Ah, these are documents.
"You're a place
like THIS?!"
"Hey, now! What's that supposed
to mean?!"
"Don't worry. I have no intention
of working HERE."
"Again with the intonations! What
have you got against this place?!"
"It's just paperwork. I can finish
it after I go home."
"Hey, Doug. You know what to do,
Give those here. I can help you.
Huh? Um, but...
It's easy enough for Doug, right?
"Hey! What's that supposed to
This is my job, though...
"C'mon. It's all right. Is there
any reason we CAN'T help you?"
Well, I guess not, but...
Then that settles it!
You tell him!
...Thank you very much.
"Next time, though, you gotta pay
me, okay?"
"Who do you think is the most
popular guy among us?"
(There he goes again...)
Hmm... I'm not sure.
Let's ask @しゅじんこうくん@.
"Out of the three of us, who
would you say is the biggest
None of you gits.
"Wh-What are you talking about?
It can't be me..."
"Did I really lose to this
"So you prefer cool-looking men,
"Hmmm... I just don't see it,
I see, I see...
Oho! Really?!
"Man, you've got awful taste,
you know that?"
Hey, now, don't be jealous!
"Just don't get carried away.
It doesn't mean anything."
"I always knew you were a good
judge of character!"
I see...
"Crap, I thought for sure I'd get
It can't be you. Not a chance.
I never thought you'd pick me.
Damn it all...
"I didn't expect you guys to be so
Shouldn't even have asked.
"The truth will remain forever
clouded in mystery. But that's
okay! Right, everyone?"
"Right. I'm getting tired of
talking about this anyway."
What's that supposed to mean?!
It means what it means!
Hey, guys. Listen up.
"Fishing is a war of attrition,
between us and the fish."
"It's only us and them out there.
A sacred moment in time. A quiet
time for a personal battle."
Man, it's just fishing...
"Quiet! Don't you dare disrespect
this fine recreation with your
dismissive tone!"
If you'll die!
Wha?! How?! Why?!
Listen, Doug.
"It's life and death out there.
For me, anyway. I stake my life
on it. It's a matter of pride!"
"It is not JUST fishing. Is that
He's right, Doug.
"You shouldn't have said ""just.""
You're sealing your fate when
you do that. Dylas loves this."
Sheesh! S-Sorry...
Hmph. As long as we're clear.
Ugh! I just don't get it!
Fishing is soooo boooring!
What did you just say?!
"Ha ha. They're like brothers,
aren't they?"
"You think so? They seem like
mortal enemies to me..."
"Hey Arthur, this is from
"Ah, wonderful. Please thank him
for me!"
"Why don't you thank him in person
next time you're at the
Haha. That's a very good point!
"I'll try to eat there as much as
I can, as I can't keep having you
deliver food."
"Arthur, are you that busy with
"...Guess I don't need to ask,
really. You clearly are."
"Since I love what I do, I often
lose track of time."
"But perhaps there is...a limit to
how much one should enjoy his job?
"Yeah, don't worry, I don't see
that ever happening to me."
"It's not just the work, though.
I also just love this town, and
all the people in it, so much..."
"...Yeah, I can understand that.
Still not going to make a work-
aholic out of me, though."
"Oh, please don't get me wrong!
My words aren't meant to
insinuate anything about you."
"I just genuinely think this is
a fantastic town."
"Yeah, I know. And so does
everyone else."
"(Arthur's got glasses on display
here, too. Glasses everywhere!) "
"That one's made from a light and
soft material."
"It's quite remarkable, as it's
entirely sturdy, yet comfortable
enough to be worn for days!"
"One of the most popular pairs of
glasses around today, if you ask
...Which I didn't.
"Well, you were looking at it,
though, no?"
"Er, I guess. But I was just
marveling at how ma--"
This one over here--
All right, that's enough!
"Dylas, would you like to try on
this pair of glasses?"
No, no. No thanks.
What are you guys up to?
Oh, @しゅじんこうくん@!
"I'm trying to show Dylas just how
wonderful glasses can be..." having him try on a pair.
But he simply won't do it!
"I don't need 'em. My eyesight's
totally fine."
"But don't you think he'd look
great in them, @しゅじんこうくん@?"
Not as great as you.
I think I'd look better.
"See? @しゅじんこうくん@ agrees
with me."
"Gah, stop it! Put those hands
"(Though, if @しゅじんこうくん@ wants
to see them on me that much...)"
"Gah, what is wrong with me?!
Shake those thoughts from your
head, idiot!"
Who, m-me...?
Phew...thank goodness...
"It's nice of you to say that,
"Oh, of course! Why don't you
try this one?"
Phew...thank goodness...
Plush toy, huh? Hmph...
Sure seem to like flowers...
What's that huge statue...?
"I don't understand why it's here.
Doesn't seem to have much form
or function to offer."
Human-faced statue...?
"Can't imagine what the sculptor
was thinking, but...I guess if
people like you are buying it..."
"Is that a snowman? Won't it
"...It's hard to comment on
art like that."
What's that anchor used for?
Whenever I see a ball...
" makes me want to kick it or
something. Just...move my body,
you know?"
"What a huge stuffed animal.
It's...a Rune Saurus, right?"
"Let's see what's on the docket
for today..."
"Okay, I should be done with
everything by the day after
"Answers always lie in numbers,
no matter what the situation."
"I always refer to them whenever
I'm beginning a new task."
"It's hard for me to stop, too,
as numbers can be...addictive."
But to be honest...
"...I'd pick you over numbers any
day. (Though both can be equally
complex, I suppose...)"
"Why are you so interested in
"I used to manage international
trade at the royal capital."
So it came quite naturally...
"At first I was trying to impress
my father after he'd issued an
entirely unreasonable order."
"But it seems like, all this time,
my true goal was to find my
"...It's like trying to find a
needle in a haystack, I know, but
I'm glad I finally realized it."
Porcoline's a truly generous man.
"He always prepares food for
"...and I really can't thank him
"The other day, a bird landed
in my hand, and as I was
gently caressing its plumage..."
"...I saw Porcoline staring
at me with wistful, hungry eyes."
"If he'd made one move toward
eating the poor thing, I'd've
had no qualms about slapping him."