Dougs B-day dialog

Doug: Y'know, birthdays are great.

Doug: Granny Blossom makes a whole bunch of great food, everyone gives me presents, it's awesome.

Doug: But for the life of me, I can't figure out who left that present on the counter.

Doug: (Player name) Do you have any ideas?

Option 1: Who could it be?

Doug: Hey!

Doug: You know, don't you?

(Player name): Nope. Honest. No clue. Nuh-uh.

Doug: Tell me who it is!

Option 2: Not a clue.

Doug: What the hell?

Doug: Do I have a secret fan?!

(Player name): I doubt it.