Dougs B-day dialog
Doug: Y'know, birthdays are great.
Doug: Granny Blossom makes a whole bunch of great food, everyone gives me presents, it's awesome.
Doug: But for the life of me, I can't figure out who left that present on the counter.
Doug: (Player name) Do you have any ideas?
Option 1: Who could it be?
Doug: You know, don't you?
(Player name): Nope. Honest. No clue. Nuh-uh.
Doug: Tell me who it is!
Option 2: Not a clue.
Doug: What the hell?
Doug: Do I have a secret fan?!
(Player name): I doubt it.